partybarackisinthehousetonight:

i romantically stand outside your window and hold up my iPhone to blast our song. a 30 second ad plays first

(via misty-rainbows)


laptopped:

imagine banana with any other vowel

bununu

benene

bonono

binini

bynyny

(via lohanthony)


yungdirrty:

cooolasssluusshhh:

byrongraffiti:

juliadon:

Damn

Ruthless

😆😆😆😆😆

#stay woke

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hardcorefishing:

me trying not to wake my parents up while getting a snack

gnarly:

*snapchats and texts the same person at the same time*

(via lohanthony)


obamasbigblacktoe:

I TOOK A SHIT

populardad:

there is a difference between people who are smart and people who get good grades

(Source: brotherblaze, via ilovemyselflikekanyeloveskanye)


tastefullyoffensive:

[rachelspeaking]

meloetta:

"text me when you get home so i know you’re safe" kinda people are the people i wanna be around

(via growingforthebetter)


If you command me to do something that I was already planning on doing the chances of me doing that thing automatically drop to zero

(Source: brobecks, via growingforthebetter)